"It's such a beautiful planet - full of regal splendour - and you humans are focused on greed and self advancement over communion and enjoyment of nature! What's up with you?"
"Get your act together and stop being so myopic and misogynist! Share the love around, be real, don't be conned by corrupt and evil corporate and political entities. Find your way through truth, selflessness, honour and commitment."
"I may look grouchy but I'm actually not. I'm just a little pissed at what I see going on. We have powers unimaginable to you earthlings and I was going to pay a visit soon - but I tell you, I'm a little put off by the display. Please find a way to make things better. Love and respect each other for starters! Please. Thank you."